Bu Hao Xiao

One day in a mandarin class.

Lecture: Ellow everybodi. I am ur new lecture 2day for mandarin class. My name is Ng Jun Zhong(dun respect). Eventhough Im new here, but I hope everyone wil Jun Zhong(respect) me. B4 I start the class, I would like u guys to introduce urself. How bout u… yes u, the student wit white shirt n a weird bow tie. Wats ur name?

Student: Ng Kong Tat(couldn't tell)

Lecture: Y is tat? y can't u tell me?

Student: Told u alrdy ma... Ng Kong Tat(couldn't tell). Im Ng Kong Tat.

Lecture: Sigh… I jus reminded u guys tat u should Jun Zhong(respect) me rite? Nvm then, sit down pls.

(the lecture feel offended and skipped his plan on asking the student to intro themselves)

Lecture: ok class… to start of wit our class 2day. I would like to ask… how do u say male n female in chinese?

(A student with basic chinese stood up)

Student: Nan & Nu

Lecture: Welldone. Then can anyone tell me, how do u say a male dog & a female dog in chinese?

(A student who can speak Cantonese quite well stood up)

Student: Gao Lam Gao Lui

Lecture: WHAT!!? Ok ok sit down pls. *sigh* can anyone tell me how do u say cow parents?

(A student who can speak hokkien pretty well stood up)

Student: Kao Peh Kao Bu

Lecture: WHAT!!? WHAT!!? WHAT WAS TAT???

(the lecture started to lost his patience on this students)

Lecture: U know wat I always call those people tat I hate so much bcoz they hav a shitty cock face? Go and look at the mirror urself!

(The lecture smack on the table and left the room angrily)

Students: *discussion among each other* did he mean we Lan C Lan Yong him?