tuley tich lu all hao tu speek menderin.

Tuley I wood laik tu tich lu all hao tu speek menderin. Tuley title is 'MA LER'
Fullow muh lips n lead lo. Wen lead tat time mus lemember, lu head mus pusing pusing clock wise wan. Like tat ancient china peeple lead sajak laik tat. Wokey? here we go loh. TIS ONE GOT RYTHM WAN.

TA MA DE (HIS MA LER)
TA DE MA
MA DE TA
MA TA DE
DE TA MA
DE MA TA

NI MA DE (UR MA LER)
NI DE MA
MA DE NI
MA NI DE
DE NI MA
DE MA NI

WO MA DE (MUH MA LER)
WO DE MA
MA DE WO
MA WO DE
DE WO MA
DE MA WO

Til nxt time we meet again... I mayb wil come up wit new joke. Bai bai & gd nite!
(tis one original by me, no copy copy mia)

SOMETHING MEANINGFUL "ren shen dao li"

There was a man who had four son.
He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly.
So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away.

The first son went in the winter,
The second in the spring,
The third in the summer,
and the youngest son in fall.

When they had all gone and come back,he called them together and describe what they had seen.

The first son said that the tree was ugly, bent and twisted.
The second son said it was covered with green buds and full of promise.
The third son disagreed, he said it was laden with blossoms that smelled so sweet and looked so beautiful, it was the most graceful thing he had ever seen.
The last son disagreed with all of them, he said it was ripe and dropping with fruit, full of life and fulfilment.

The man then explained to his sons that they were all right, because they had each seen but only one season in the tree's life.

He told them that you cannot judge a tree or a person by only one season, and that the essence of who they are and the pleasure, joy and love that come from that life can only be measured at the end, when all the seasons are up.

If you give up when it's winter,
You will miss out the promise of your spring,
The beauty of your summer,
Fulfillment of your fall.

Don't let the pain of one season destroy the joy of all the rest.
Don't judge life by one difficult season.

Persevere through the difficult patches and better times are sure to come some time.

Aspire to Inspire before You Expire.

Live simply love generously,
Care deeply,
Speak kindly,
Leave the rest to god.

Happiness keeps You sweet,
Trials keep You strong,
Sorrows keep You human,
Failures keep You humble,
Success keep You glowing,
But only god keeps You going.

I M HALF DEAD

Wen Im not sick... I manyak activ wan. Like itu maxis mia activ 10. Wat I min by tat is I can go out wet whole day, nite reach home stil can on9 da gei til late at midnite N stil havin difficulty to sleep. Haiz... but wen sick ar... apa desease pon mau mari. Cough la, flu la, fever la, sakit tekak la. Wah liu... u tink I choi san yeh meh? come to me ask me go visit clinic... Kan neh. Tat is y it makes todey a diffrent dey.

Todey manyak speysial mia dey. First of all, I got class in da mornin frm 8-12. Itu majiam stil Wokey la. Den I somemore sick sick dei ma. Body ader feel skit skit weak mia ma. Itu obat mia pasal la. After class almost half of da GD student go watch Kungfu Panda wit Ah sir at Mid Valley. Ofcoz la... got speysial mia day how can miss me aso rite? so ofcoz I got join lo. Mana tau ini po kai car... reach Hospital UM temperature up til very high. Red warning aso come out. I haven high my car wan high adi. =.=! then no choice lo, need to check whether my water tank got water or not ma. Ma kasi open la.

Wah... u knoe wat? my car beh song me ar... I kasi open him, half lobang nia... he kasi pancut adi. Hot hot wan like kolam air panas like tat. Fuyoh... jia lat la look at all the water splash out frm the tank like no tmrw leh. Til the water stoped... I ++ water bac lo. Thx to Chee Wai, he kasi molest molest my car abit. Baru tau my car mia fan no jalan tats y my car temperature high. The wyring longgar adi la. Half of the molestin process... 1 of my fren who goin for the movie stop by. He is JJ(jayjay) but not tat singer Lin Jun Jie dun misunderstood ar. He stop by ask me wat happen nia... den he go off to Mid Valley adi. Watda... XD Wokey,Wokey bac to my car mia stoly 1st. Den we kasi plug the wyre betoi betoi lo so tat the fan can pusin. Wokey problem solve.

Yeah!!! buden my car can jalan adi... he no more high high adi ma head to MV lo. Den at MV mia stoly I lazy write la noting speysial aso. But 1 thing la... kungfu panda memang cun must go watch ar. Garentee nice wan la. Tarak cun aso u dun come weck me. U go weck itu dilector. Wokey? N den ar... come bac half dead adi. Manyak sleepy but stil manage to crack my head n write tis stoly in rojaks style. After finish tis blog I would hav been like ikan masin laying on my bed loh.

Wait... wait... after tis la i become ikan masin... heaven finish la. Sit down N finish readin 1st. Dun so fast go... no commercial in my blog wan la. U tink TV meh. Every 10 minut got commercial... adui.

Actuali I started sick yesday la... but my sis say nite wan to go dinner celebrate father's day ma. So u knoe me I knoe u la hoh? I dun like to spoil excitement mia. So I pretend like noting happen ma go lo. Den i memang geng lo... I eat salmon steak. My set is the most expensive among them(father,mother & sis) la. Wat aso dun care adi tat time... ader aper pon kasi hantam masuk my stomach 1st. Eat adi oni care my health. But didnt manage to finish la... no apetite. After finish... ofcoz announcement time la. I annouce tat I'm sick N I need to visit the clinic. wakakaka. Now I suffer la... half dead like ikan masin laying on da bed.

gudie nite la evely one.

I lafu rojaks

Sins mai belog is stil new n bored, i decided to add some jok here 2 atteract more ah bengs n ah lians.

3 ah bengs at Kopitiam blowater.

Ah beng: Phuiyo! Yesday erly erly got few gals kena dakip by mat rempitz at petrol station again sial! kena kaw kaw lo.

Ah kao: Wuah! Dey hit again ka? Kanneh! Tat day aso got 1 DJ frm MYFM kena dakip by dem aso in jiulai. Now mat rempitz dem lansi ledi hor? Why dey so despo til lidat ar?

Ah seng: Niahma! U 2 dun so sohai can anot? u think mat rempitz mia motor use water one ka? use petrol 1 la! dey know petrol plice gonna naik edi dey fast fast dakip and get xtra luit la. If not how dey wanna go wet tonite? use basikal ka? DIU!

Ah beng: Even mat rempitz aso feel the pinch edi... apa lagi rakyat biasa like us? Ekonomi like kok ledi sommo goan laise petrol plice! Farkiu la!

Wat u tink? True or Not?
(all the rojaks n bad words is done in purpose 4 laughter. if u dun like dun come n hit me)

J > J = J + J

Today wen to pyramid to do some research on packagin design. After buying some snacks at Giant, I realise my whole body was weak. Weak enough to faint. I'm totally forgot tat I havent had my lunch yet. It was 4pm tat time, so wen to J.Co to hav my lunch. Bought 2 donuts & a drink which is not bad for me... i think.

banana choc. & why nut

Chocomint

Today superhero at pyramid. Those kids looks so excited wit it. got Batman, Flash & Wonderwoman.

Then wen to K-box find Joey. Anyway... i dun sing today. Just meeting her & take some photos wit her. Her session is goin to end soon though.

dun play play wit her... see, she's goin to punch my face.

she is good in singin + dota. Dun believe? come BS find her... she will own u wit lich.

posers... Vpeace.

XD she ask me to act cute

Wat a tiring day... jam like 1 hour at pyramid before reaching home. The car is like dun even move. Then i receive a msg frm my secondary fren which says... petrol price is goin up again. Tmrw is goin to raise RM0.78 which is goin to be RM 2.70 by tmrw. I heard later its goin to up till RM4 per litre? OMG... should i move to PJ. This is crazy man. I think tats all for today, goin to cont. wit my packagin research later.

My 1st reason to start a blog...

Real name: How Yuen Chun
Nickname: Jackson/Z - sun
Married: Stil single n available ;)
Zodiac Sign: Leo
Male or Female: Obviously male =.=

High School: SMTK (Sekolah Menengah Tepi Kubur)
College: UTAR
Short or long hair: Not short not long
Are you a health freak?: Dun think so... would like someone to care for me XD
Height: 170cm
Do you have a crush on someone?: Yup.
Do you like yourself?: Currently yes. duno bout the future. hopefully yes too.
Piercings: Fake one consider yes? the one wit magnet =)
Righty of lefty: Lefty

FIRST*
First surgery: Nope
First piercing(s): As stated above... its fake.
First best friend: Someone frm my primary school. (wen lun)
First award: I remember when i was in standard 3. Exam result shows tat im top 3 in the class. i was so happy that my parents award me wit a white ranger robot which cost 200++ tat time. Its stil in good condition til now. ^^V power rangers freak when i was a kid.
First sport you joined: Unit beruniform kawat kaki.
First pet: Fighting fish which i buy it purposely just to fight wit my cousin's. Die adi buy another la... wakakaka.
First vacation: Genting all the time frm a kid til now. Its like my second home.
First concert: Jolin concert at Genting.
First crush: sure got la... primary adi started. But til now stil havent pak toh b4. pity or not?

CURRENTLY*
Doing: Bloggin
Drinking: No drinks
Eating: Cake(father's bday)
I’m about to: Faint... y tis thing so long weh.

YOUR FUTURE*
Wants kids: Yea sure... 2 or 3 should be enough.
Want to get married: Not now... too young.
Careers in mind: Something tat is goin to do wit art, won't bored me and pay more than wat i deserve =P

WHICH ONE IS BETTER*
Lips or eyes: Eyes
Hugs or kisses: Kisses
Shorter or taller: It depends
Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous
Nice stomach or nice arms: Im not greedy... but havin both is good.
Trouble maker or hesitant: Duno la... >.<

HAVE YOU EVER*
Kissed a stranger: Nope
Drank bubbles: Disgusting!
Lost glasses or contacts: Nvr...
Run away from home: Once when i was stil a kid. no far though... jus around the area.
Liked someone younger: Ofcoz!
Liked someone older: Depends...
Broken someone’s heart: Yea... as im kind of straight forward ppl. Hurt quite alot of ppl. I hate bacstabber.
Been arrested: Stole my own tabung money n arrested by mom when i was a kid. laugh la...
Turned someone down: Think so...
Cried when someone died: Errr... i cried bcoz of the smoke tat go into my eyes. pedih la...
Liked a friend: Yup!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN*
Yourself: Yes!
Miracles: Yes!
Love at first sight: Yes!
Heaven: Maybe.
Sex on the first date: If im invited to do so... y not? i wont reject... ';..;'
Angels: Nope!

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY*
Is there one person you want to be with right now: Yes! but not goin 2 tell u who it is.
Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time: My loyalty is oni for 1 tat is special.
Do you believe in God: When everythings go rite... i believe its existence. When things goes wrong... i believe none.

People I tag:

those who read my blog... u kena tag. (except for those who adi done it)

1st post

my 1st post. stil a newbie here. so tis is just a pre-test. ~the end~ hahaha.