Hu Mor Sohai... Ah beng or Ah seng

Ah beng n Ah seng bery clever one... dey adi enter Unibercity life for years.
Their short sem bweak aso almost over adi, so means wan start bac skool adi la but Ah beng stil blur blur n syok hornydaying... he duno wen is the skool start. So he decided to ask ask Ah seng.
Den here goes the conversation...

Ah beng: Ah seng... tmrw skool start adi rite?

Ah seng: which skool? Unibercity skool or normal skool?

Ah beng: MCH... ofcoz Uni la. M I goin bac to normal skool? use ur blen la.

Ah seng: skool start nxt wk la... how I knw lu ask which kind? mayb lu asking bout normal skool leh? MCH... wan ask sumting... canot ask poperli ar? somemore wit tat kind of attitude... kek sei me ah!

Ah beng: kek ur lou mei la! u no common sense meh? we adi study Unibercity ma... ofcoz asking Unibercity skool la.

Ah seng: canot like tat say. 1st, Uni is call Uni, skool is call skool. I tot lu may be asking for skool bcuz lu dlive to Uni. So lu might be asking for tat to check whether got jam or not ma. 2nd, the proper way to ask is, wen does our class start? not skool. N lu r asking for a favor... so ask n answer poperli.

After healing Ah seng super kao lat lecture...lu all aso can tell adi, no prey prey wan... Ah seng go to Unibercity reli powderful wan. Ah beng mouth aso open big big :-O

Ah beng: :-O 1st,y lu tinking til so far away? 2nd, so lu wan me to say in proper england la? I knw my england bery rubbish la...

Ah seng: I'm not toking bout england language, I'm referling to skool n uni... lu dun go alound asking wen skool starts? if lu ask wen class start den lu ma get the correct answer la...

Ah beng: since lu not toking bout england den we tok in chinese. We chinese ppl ask like tis for "tmrw skool start rite?" >> ming tian kai xue rite? so its bout common sense la... since we adi Unibercity. Y lu wan to tink till so far far?

Ah seng: ming tian kai xue rite? I wil aso respond which? normal skool or Uni...

Ah beng: den ur stupid

Ah seng: KAI XUE. dere is alot of KAI XUE... hello?

Ah beng: common sense la.... I oni got 1 XUE(skool/Uni)

Ah seng: it's not oni bout lu. FOR GOODNESS SAKE... tis is y... lu oni knw how to tink bout urself. how would i knw lu werent asking for ur cousin or sister or whoever tat lu were goin to ask...

Ah beng: aiyoyo...(palm snap on the forehead 'piak') y lu wan tu tink til so far? y not lu tink til my sister, my cousin or mayb my maler faler grandmaler grandfaler ancestor lo... DIU! y should I ask lu bout other ppl's skool in the 1st place?

Ah seng: bcoz I dlive n lu aso dlive... n starting skool means traffic jam, lu mayb asking whether got jam or not.

Ah beng: lu aso know say mayb lo... but the fact is I didnt touch any of those yet. I'm jus asking izzit tmrw start skool. Y mus lu tink til so far?

Ah seng: I'm jus tinking of all the possibilities. tats y I asked which skool? and wat did lu reply?

Ah beng: COMMON SENSE LA! I oni hav 1 skool by now

Ah seng: it's not bout common sense. don jus tink of urself. like i say... i donno for whom lu mayb asking tat question for but it's bery obvious by now... THAT YOU R JUS ALL BOUT URSELF.

Ah beng: I can reply lu... UNI wen lu ask tat question but y I dun answer tat? bcoz its COMMON SENSE! tats y I ask lu bac... M I goin bac to normal skool? tat is to let lu tink rather than I gib lu the answer bcoz ur asking me a bery stupid question.

Ah seng: I repeat... dun jus tink bout urself, like I say... I dono for whom lu mayb asking tat question...

Ah beng: for whom I'm asking tat question for is another case la. but now I'm asking for my side... lu dun hav to tink til tat far wat. lu like tis is call 'zi pa zi wai'.

Ah seng: I repeat again... like I say. I duno for whom lu mayb asking tat question...

Ah beng: lu dun hav to knw for whom I'm asking the question... lu oni hav to knw Im asking

Ah seng: MY GOD! dun lu get it? tats y I ask which skool.

Ah beng: the question is for me. dun lu get it? cant lu understand? lu dun hav to knw whom Im asking tat for...

Ah seng: =.=! watever la ok... lu jus dun get the point n go be urself or whoever lu wanna be...

Ah beng: yea rite.

so tats the end of the story... who more sohai? who dun get the point? lu all judge la.

Harpy Niu Yer!!

tonite sharp 12am will be the arrival of 2009. I didnt go to any particular countdown area... scared of jam n over crowded situation though, instead Im goin to watch movie wit my fren at klang bukit tinggi jusco. Gonna watch Bedtime story. I saw the trailer of tis movie... it seems like fun & interesting to me.

Planning to go pool pool tmrw morning... whee... long time didnt go pool pool adi. so excited!

so at here I wish all my fwens Happy New Year!

wat I do on Meh lee Sing dan Jit

As usual when there is tis kind of event like christmas or countdown or watever or anyting... normally i will see who ajak me out 1st la... XD

since my fren frm Shah Alam ajak-ed me go genting... then tat is the plan for Xmas eve tis year. Not goin there to countdown... but we go there at nite jus for yam cha. YES!! we r tat crazy... genting is 1 of the place for us to yam cha, chui chui fong (tiup tiup angin or ditiup angin)... freezing but syok to the fullest... lastly ofcoz... to cuci our mata la... wat else, alot of ah beng n ah lian will be there to celebrate their Xmas mia.

then... on 25dec itself... dinner wit family. Also celebrated bro's bday. Nice eh? bday on Xmas day... easy to remember + comfirm got ppl celebrate for him la... after dinner stil got somemore makan event. My fren gab has moved to a new house... waited for Fong to came bac frm work & went to his open house together. I believe tat nite has made me increased in weight. XD

So tat is how i went through my Meh lee Sing dan Jit holiday... well, there is 1 more event coming. Harpy Niu Yer countdown. Im stil available for Harpy Niu Yer countdown... whoever got plan pls fill free to contact me la... mus do fast fast, wat r u waiting for... I follow 1st come 1st serve basis. sape cepat dier dpt...

MehLee KerisMas 2 Abeli one

I saw tis header at my fav. blog of all time rojaksblogspot.com. I find it interesting and wanted to share wit u guys. The header is already dam funny wit tat guy face over there but it is more funny and happening when u sing the mehlee kerismas song. U always made my day wit ur joke la... thumbs up to kapitan Wingz!

Kapitan Wingz u memang my idol la... but u number 2 oni. my 1st idol... is jacky wu. XD

NZX (last part)

this would be the last part of it. too many stories and pic for it. so i post it separately to ease u ppl out there to read it. this is to avoid confusion. For the last part of it... my fren here will show lu all how to drink in a new, creative, special and different way. dun understand wat im talking? nebermind... later u will know la. 1st 1st lu all have to order drink la. then lu all can take SWISS TOY and arrange it just like the pic shown below.

arrange nicely on top of the drink's glass. like tis not enough special. it looks retarded. so we must do something extra...extra ordinary.

yes yes... like tis is better. how high can u arrange the brick is all depends on ur favor n skills. different ppl will get different result.

lastly... lu can enjoy ur drink adi! tis is how u will look like... wahahaha. nice or not? spesial or not?

NZX (part 3)

Pls dun read tis part if u haven gone through part 1 & part 2. U will spoil the excitement. In part 3... my fren will show lu all how to build high high building using WISS TOY.

1st 1st lu all hav to build the btm part of the building. tis part leh... is the most important part. remember... must build properly oh. if not later build half way will collaspe adi. understood?

nah... tis guy showin lu all how to build a nice twintower. must put properly, slowly, patiently 1 by 1. brick by brick...

tips: hand no shaking shaking... make sure ur hand is firm enough when u wan to build tis.

fuh... quite high adi hoh? my fren here is settling down... making sure his hand wont shake.

nah... almost done 1 side adi. keng or not? here comes another contractor of the day. he will do the other side.

he is telling u all... dun follow the 1st contractor way of building it. lu all look closly at the btm of the building. 4 legs where got enough strong... sure collaspe easily wan... the 2nd contractor use 6 legs mia... 6 legs u know?

different contractor... different high, different structure. So which contractor is the best... later u will know la. the 1st contractor wan show off... so he help the finishing of 2nd contractor's building.

so u all know how twintower collaspe or not? I heard got 1 plane langgar wan la... how is it looks like? how does it collaspe? u slowly scroll down hav a look... wokey?

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must slowly la... who ask lu so fast?

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remember... no hand shaking shaking... no put under ur desk. slowly scroll down.

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oi not so fast la... dun potong stim pls.

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tadaa.... tis is how it happened la. waahhh... twintower collaspe lo...

see? now u can tell which contractor build the best building adi...

NZX (part 2)

we go NZX there wit 1 motif. YAM CHA la... wat else... haha. we go 1 station yam cha.

tis is the oni lenglui waitress tat work there and the other not nice wan la. so I didnt curi snap their photo. I worried my DSLR rosak + my eye aso rosak. she actuali know we takin her pic so she hide there dunwan come out. XD


besides chit chatting... some were too bored and decided to do something exciting. they take WISS TOY and arrange nicely on the table.


tis is how it looks like on 1 side. when i was taking tis photo... i realise behind mia table got 1 kid stand up on chair and look at wat we r doin... i think he aso wan to join la. @.@


tis is how it looks like on the other side. we use 2 WISS TOY to do tis... 1 not enough ma. bo pian. hahaha


then u know wat we wan to do? we push frm 1 side to make it drop... then it will go 1 by 1 drop till the other side. we r done wit the arrangement... so lets count 3...2...1... gogogo

tadaaa.... started to drop... till the other side. u might wonder where is the pic. no pic meh? I decided not to post up la. let u all imagine ur own la. its not tat hard anyway...