Hu Mor Sohai... Ah beng or Ah seng

Ah beng n Ah seng bery clever one... dey adi enter Unibercity life for years.
Their short sem bweak aso almost over adi, so means wan start bac skool adi la but Ah beng stil blur blur n syok hornydaying... he duno wen is the skool start. So he decided to ask ask Ah seng.
Den here goes the conversation...

Ah beng: Ah seng... tmrw skool start adi rite?

Ah seng: which skool? Unibercity skool or normal skool?

Ah beng: MCH... ofcoz Uni la. M I goin bac to normal skool? use ur blen la.

Ah seng: skool start nxt wk la... how I knw lu ask which kind? mayb lu asking bout normal skool leh? MCH... wan ask sumting... canot ask poperli ar? somemore wit tat kind of attitude... kek sei me ah!

Ah beng: kek ur lou mei la! u no common sense meh? we adi study Unibercity ma... ofcoz asking Unibercity skool la.

Ah seng: canot like tat say. 1st, Uni is call Uni, skool is call skool. I tot lu may be asking for skool bcuz lu dlive to Uni. So lu might be asking for tat to check whether got jam or not ma. 2nd, the proper way to ask is, wen does our class start? not skool. N lu r asking for a favor... so ask n answer poperli.

After healing Ah seng super kao lat lecture...lu all aso can tell adi, no prey prey wan... Ah seng go to Unibercity reli powderful wan. Ah beng mouth aso open big big :-O

Ah beng: :-O 1st,y lu tinking til so far away? 2nd, so lu wan me to say in proper england la? I knw my england bery rubbish la...

Ah seng: I'm not toking bout england language, I'm referling to skool n uni... lu dun go alound asking wen skool starts? if lu ask wen class start den lu ma get the correct answer la...

Ah beng: since lu not toking bout england den we tok in chinese. We chinese ppl ask like tis for "tmrw skool start rite?" >> ming tian kai xue rite? so its bout common sense la... since we adi Unibercity. Y lu wan to tink till so far far?

Ah seng: ming tian kai xue rite? I wil aso respond which? normal skool or Uni...

Ah beng: den ur stupid

Ah seng: KAI XUE. dere is alot of KAI XUE... hello?

Ah beng: common sense la.... I oni got 1 XUE(skool/Uni)

Ah seng: it's not oni bout lu. FOR GOODNESS SAKE... tis is y... lu oni knw how to tink bout urself. how would i knw lu werent asking for ur cousin or sister or whoever tat lu were goin to ask...

Ah beng: aiyoyo...(palm snap on the forehead 'piak') y lu wan tu tink til so far? y not lu tink til my sister, my cousin or mayb my maler faler grandmaler grandfaler ancestor lo... DIU! y should I ask lu bout other ppl's skool in the 1st place?

Ah seng: bcoz I dlive n lu aso dlive... n starting skool means traffic jam, lu mayb asking whether got jam or not.

Ah beng: lu aso know say mayb lo... but the fact is I didnt touch any of those yet. I'm jus asking izzit tmrw start skool. Y mus lu tink til so far?

Ah seng: I'm jus tinking of all the possibilities. tats y I asked which skool? and wat did lu reply?

Ah beng: COMMON SENSE LA! I oni hav 1 skool by now

Ah seng: it's not bout common sense. don jus tink of urself. like i say... i donno for whom lu mayb asking tat question for but it's bery obvious by now... THAT YOU R JUS ALL BOUT URSELF.

Ah beng: I can reply lu... UNI wen lu ask tat question but y I dun answer tat? bcoz its COMMON SENSE! tats y I ask lu bac... M I goin bac to normal skool? tat is to let lu tink rather than I gib lu the answer bcoz ur asking me a bery stupid question.

Ah seng: I repeat... dun jus tink bout urself, like I say... I dono for whom lu mayb asking tat question...

Ah beng: for whom I'm asking tat question for is another case la. but now I'm asking for my side... lu dun hav to tink til tat far wat. lu like tis is call 'zi pa zi wai'.

Ah seng: I repeat again... like I say. I duno for whom lu mayb asking tat question...

Ah beng: lu dun hav to knw for whom I'm asking the question... lu oni hav to knw Im asking

Ah seng: MY GOD! dun lu get it? tats y I ask which skool.

Ah beng: the question is for me. dun lu get it? cant lu understand? lu dun hav to knw whom Im asking tat for...

Ah seng: =.=! watever la ok... lu jus dun get the point n go be urself or whoever lu wanna be...

Ah beng: yea rite.

so tats the end of the story... who more sohai? who dun get the point? lu all judge la.