One day in a mandarin class.
Lecture: Ellow everybodi. I am ur new lecture 2day for mandarin class. My name is Ng Jun Zhong(dun respect). Eventhough Im new here, but I hope everyone wil Jun Zhong(respect) me. B4 I start the class, I would like u guys to introduce urself. How bout u… yes u, the student wit white shirt n a weird bow tie. Wats ur name?
Student: Ng Kong Tat(couldn't tell)
Lecture: Y is tat? y can't u tell me?
Student: Told u alrdy ma... Ng Kong Tat(couldn't tell). Im Ng Kong Tat.
Lecture: Sigh… I jus reminded u guys tat u should Jun Zhong(respect) me rite? Nvm then, sit down pls.
(the lecture feel offended and skipped his plan on asking the student to intro themselves)
Lecture: ok class… to start of wit our class 2day. I would like to ask… how do u say male n female in chinese?
(A student with basic chinese stood up)
Student: Nan & Nu
Lecture: Welldone. Then can anyone tell me, how do u say a male dog & a female dog in chinese?
(A student who can speak Cantonese quite well stood up)
Student: Gao Lam Gao Lui
Lecture: WHAT!!? Ok ok sit down pls. *sigh* can anyone tell me how do u say cow parents?
(A student who can speak hokkien pretty well stood up)
Student: Kao Peh Kao Bu
Lecture: WHAT!!? WHAT!!? WHAT WAS TAT???
(the lecture started to lost his patience on this students)
Lecture: U know wat I always call those people tat I hate so much bcoz they hav a shitty cock face? Go and look at the mirror urself!
(The lecture smack on the table and left the room angrily)
Students: *discussion among each other* did he mean we Lan C Lan Yong him?
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
Myvi
Tis is the design tat I send for the contest.
Quite alot participations... I wonder if I stand a chance to win.
Eventhough there is no more chance for any changes to my design but comments for improvement r stil welcome.
I could do better nxt time. =D
Quite alot participations... I wonder if I stand a chance to win.
Eventhough there is no more chance for any changes to my design but comments for improvement r stil welcome.
I could do better nxt time. =D
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Adams Design Contest
There is tis contest that attracted me and I believe it could attract anyone else out there. I have been posting up the website via facebook shout out. I wonder if anyone notice it or participating? Anyway, jus trying out luck, who knows if I could win a myvi with my own design on it rite?
Well this is the link (http://www.myc.com.my/ccc/) and the due date would be 26 of April. Whether or not ur participating, u could jus visit the web and hav a look on other ppl's designs. Will update my blog again later with my designs on myvi.
- Goodluck GD-ers for the up coming exam.
- Wish me luck for the exam and the contest =P
- feel free 2 drop any comment if anyone of u visited my blog =D
Well this is the link (http://www.myc.com.my/ccc/) and the due date would be 26 of April. Whether or not ur participating, u could jus visit the web and hav a look on other ppl's designs. Will update my blog again later with my designs on myvi.
- Goodluck GD-ers for the up coming exam.
- Wish me luck for the exam and the contest =P
- feel free 2 drop any comment if anyone of u visited my blog =D
Monday, April 20, 2009
Happy birthday Joey.
Yesterday is a History, Tomorrow is a Mystery, Only Today is a Gift, That's why I Call it Present.nah... dun say I no heart or no gib u present.
tis time I die die aso come out with a present tat i made myself. (money aso cant buy wokey? like tis oni can show sincerity ma hoh?)
somemore post here to wish u & help u promote(ur signature pose)
how is tat? gam dong or not? kekeke...
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Digital Imaging
A series of Digital Imaging.
Showing their personality.
Showing their personality.
-fire as bad temper-
-Ice as cool-
-smoke as mystery-
-special thanks to Chong Wee Kian, Wenny Foo and Lee Yeen Chun for being my model-
Friday, March 27, 2009
DIGITAL IMAGING
tis is jus some of the selected photo tat i use for my assignment. Studio & outdoor shooting.
product shot
food & baverage
personality shot
so any comment?
fashion shot
product shot
food & baverage
personality shot
so any comment?
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
High Blood Pressure
date: 25 Feb 2009
deadline: 12am
As stated, that is the time that I have requested my classmate to submit their resume to me. Sometimes I understand that, we cant really blame on people who like to do things last minute or so. I cant do anything on that if I didnt request or order people to do anything on my way but people are all 20 years old and above. They should know by themself what is the thing that they should do and what is not. In that case, I'm not that stupid. I learn from the previous mistake and so for this time, I requested and ordered people to do it my way. I inform the class 1 week earlier that today is the due date to submit the resume to me and for today itself, I put at my pm that I wont entertaint any late submission.
1st case.
I dont understand why after such a clear information by me and there is still people that do things last minute. Msg me after 12am is alrdy late from the deadline that I requested for and still wanted to make me wait for them to send it to me. Is there any problem with my communication skills that I confused you or I spoke alien language that u cant even understand a single word? I believe that is not the reason, bcoz most of them could do what I requested for.
2nd case.
This fellow do not stay alone. This fellow have 2 friends of the same class as her housemate. And I dont understand is it there is no connection or communication happen between 3 of them? How can the others manage to send me a microsoft word and PDF format of the resume and this fellow send me just mic. word format. When I asked, she told me that she dont have the add in to save into PDF. WTH... if you dont have, cant u ask help from ur housemate which is also ur classmate? U send me the mic. word file and tell me that u dont know how to do it and u just stop right there aspecting me to do it for u? Well done...
really... I'm not just complaining. If I have no responsibility and perasaan berperikemanusiaan in me, I dont see a reason why I should even wait for them and help this kind of people out.
the theory is pretty simple. Why in the 1st place shall we help other people when they themself didnt even put effort to help themself out. I'm really tired and sick of this kind of people.
Grow till so big already, they cant even think rationaly or think for themself. Its not that I dont accept people apologize when they did something wrong or gives so much of trouble to me. But at this level, It is not just bout saying sorry, it is how you manage urself. Pls mirror urself and learn from the mistake you have done.
Sometimes I'm really pissed off that I wonder. If people dont want to help themself out, If people wanted to die... then why care? just let them die lah. Then they will realise that they are wrong and they will start to learn from the mistake. Some people just dont learn from the mistake. They allow themself to fall again and again into the same trap or hole and they wont be able to move themself forward or even grow up mentally.
deadline: 12am
As stated, that is the time that I have requested my classmate to submit their resume to me. Sometimes I understand that, we cant really blame on people who like to do things last minute or so. I cant do anything on that if I didnt request or order people to do anything on my way but people are all 20 years old and above. They should know by themself what is the thing that they should do and what is not. In that case, I'm not that stupid. I learn from the previous mistake and so for this time, I requested and ordered people to do it my way. I inform the class 1 week earlier that today is the due date to submit the resume to me and for today itself, I put at my pm that I wont entertaint any late submission.
1st case.
I dont understand why after such a clear information by me and there is still people that do things last minute. Msg me after 12am is alrdy late from the deadline that I requested for and still wanted to make me wait for them to send it to me. Is there any problem with my communication skills that I confused you or I spoke alien language that u cant even understand a single word? I believe that is not the reason, bcoz most of them could do what I requested for.
2nd case.
This fellow do not stay alone. This fellow have 2 friends of the same class as her housemate. And I dont understand is it there is no connection or communication happen between 3 of them? How can the others manage to send me a microsoft word and PDF format of the resume and this fellow send me just mic. word format. When I asked, she told me that she dont have the add in to save into PDF. WTH... if you dont have, cant u ask help from ur housemate which is also ur classmate? U send me the mic. word file and tell me that u dont know how to do it and u just stop right there aspecting me to do it for u? Well done...
really... I'm not just complaining. If I have no responsibility and perasaan berperikemanusiaan in me, I dont see a reason why I should even wait for them and help this kind of people out.
the theory is pretty simple. Why in the 1st place shall we help other people when they themself didnt even put effort to help themself out. I'm really tired and sick of this kind of people.
Grow till so big already, they cant even think rationaly or think for themself. Its not that I dont accept people apologize when they did something wrong or gives so much of trouble to me. But at this level, It is not just bout saying sorry, it is how you manage urself. Pls mirror urself and learn from the mistake you have done.
Sometimes I'm really pissed off that I wonder. If people dont want to help themself out, If people wanted to die... then why care? just let them die lah. Then they will realise that they are wrong and they will start to learn from the mistake. Some people just dont learn from the mistake. They allow themself to fall again and again into the same trap or hole and they wont be able to move themself forward or even grow up mentally.
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